15 Valentine Day Friendly Jokes For Kiddos
Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be about romance – especially for kids. Grab the whole family and tell them some funny Valentine’s Day jokes that kids of all ages will love! These jokes are perfect for kids who love corny jokes that they can tell their friends.
Q: What do volcanos say to each other on Valentine’s Day?
A: I lava you!
Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring
Q: What did one sheep say to the other?
A: I love ewe!
Q: What does a ghost call his significant other?
A: His ghoul-friend
Q: What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
A: You mean a great dill to me
Q: Who has a date on Valentine’s Day every year?
A: A calendar
Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
A: Choco-late
Q: What did one squirrel say to another on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m nuts about you!
Q: What are artichokes known for?
A: Their hearts
Q: What did one scientist say to another?
A: We’ve got good chemistry
Q: Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea
Bea who?
Bea my Valentine!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to send out any Valentine’s Day cards?
A: His heart wasn’t in it
Q: Do skunks like celebrating Valentine’s Day?
A: Yes, they are very scent-imental animals
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts
Q: What did the shoe say to the lace?
A: You’re my sole mate
Want more festive fun? Here are some delicious Valentine’s Day treat and snack ideas that your kids will love. If you have younger kids, they’re sure to love these Valentine’s Day activities for toddlers.
